Darwin7's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ghost Motel 1]

This series is my favorite thing on Newgrounds

[Seinfeld Assassination]

rip

[Virtual Rock]

The rock is kind of a jerk, other than that, great game

[the classroom]

This game is awesome

[The Playground]

Seems pretty similar to stickdeath

[Dealer]

Still fun all these years later. Why is the loan shark Marilyn Manson tho lol

You should be able to take money out of the bank to buy a vehicle.

Why should I run from/shoot the cops when I don't have any drugs on me?

Why do I keep getting notices about trunks with less space? Why would I want to buy a trunk with less space?

Why does it automatically assume I want to buy as much as I can afford, as opposed to how much can fit in my trunk? I shouldn't have to change the value every time because the game assumes I want to buy more than can fit in my trunk

4/5 stars. Would be 5 stars if not for the annoying stuff I listed previously.

Final score: 35169290

*Edit: I played again just to see what would happen if you rob the bank, why does it say "If you fail, you go to jail and get your rectum examined." But then you just get shot and killed by a cop? Why would they take a corpse to jail and examine it's rectum? Doesn't seem to make much sense.

*Edit 2: 8/1/23: I played again, final score: 53412451. All that stuff I listed previously is still annoying

[TEXT 'N' DRIVE]

I'm gonna text and drive anyway

[How to make a button in Flash]

I'm not able to copy the code

sirkaotik responds:

You can copy it here

on (release_root.play() }
gotoAndStop(2) ; }

[6 more dead babie uses]

Someone call the edgy police

[Postal]

Best game ever